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The Killers - Human “Are we human? or are we...

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:23:00 -0500

The Killers - Human

“Are we human? or are we dancer?”

More Craigslist apartment scams

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:25:00 -0500

Starting to enjoy these now. At least they’re quick to respond, and don’t begin the conversation with “How’s your credit?”

Thanks for your email. The apartment is still available. I decided to rent the apartment because we are going to spend more time here in West Africa, about 3 years.. Let me start by introducing myself.I must confess that I am very very new in this landlord business.. However, My name is Pula Keshem Johnson . I own the apartment located at 90 West Broadway, New York NY 10007. Due to my job as a missionary I spent less time in the States so I could not get a hold on any Realtor to handle this rent issue, although it was when I knew how long we are going to stay in Africa that I decided to rent out the apartment.. However, the initial plan was to sale out the apt. which I tried, but sometimes the agents inflates the prize and it takes longer to sell. because of this reason and more we need a responsible person (With good credit) that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money , but want it to be clean and for you to take it as if it were yours.

As you know that the the rent is reasonable, One Mr. Jeremy sent an email about the apartment and I told him that I cant give him the apartment because he is married with 4 kids ,I do not want his children to get my property damaged because of our future plans on the apartment.

This one too

Hello,
Thank you for your interest.My name is Courtney Houser and from the craigs.org add, you could see, that the apartment located in:180 Montague St. ,Brooklyn / NY 11201. It has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathrooms, 1 kitchen and 1 living room (1046 sq. ft).
I am looking for someone to live in it, as soon as possible, because my company has won the auction for a project, in construction, for a building that will rise up in Liverpool, United Kingdom. I am a civil engineer, so my accommodation period in UK will be about 4 years. The renting period is from 1 months upto 1-8 years. As a result of this I want to rent, for this period, at this price and also to find the perfect person for my apartment. I`m the owner of the apt and it’s like in the pics.
The apartment is furnished, but I have the option of sending all my furniture into storage if you want to bring your own (no extra costs). The rent for 1 month is 900 US$ (for the whole apartment) including all utilities (water, electricity, Internet, cable, parking, air conditioning, dishwasher, garbage disposal, microwave, refrigerator). You can move in the apt in the same day when you receive the keys. The only problem is that I`m the only person who has the keys but I hope that we will find a solution.

Thank you for your interest and I will look forward to hearing from you soon.

Good luck,
Courtney Houser
P.S. Please tell me if this is what are you looking for and reply my only if you are truly interested in the apt.

Craigslist Apartment Scam

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:31:00 -0500

Thanks for your response. My name is Sarah Klima and I wish to inform you that the apartment at 211 Madison Ave, New York NY 10016 (1095 ft²), Cross st: (East 36th st.) Neighborhood: Murray Hill) is still available and belongs to my husband and I. We apologize for the slight delay in responding to your enquiry. We just received some news from our representative (Robert Wilkins Tel: 773 467 7459) who is presently in Chicago had a little accident so we are handling the leasing ourselves.

However, we are very busy people and we will not like to take much of your time, therefore I will go straight to breaking down the terms and conditions that apply to the apartment.

My husband and myself have our preferences in given out the apartment. This means we could be a bit choosy but we apologise in advance if it seems to be rather harsh. The apartment is furnished, but most of the furnitures has been moved into storage as you can see from the pictures. The furnitures could be replaced if you like. We are looking out for a responsible person, preferably single. In the case of married couple, they will accept full responsibility for property damages during their stay. Pets are allowed and we may be given out the apartment at a very low and reasonable price but we are given it out for a minimum period of at least 3 months starting December/January or preferably a longer lease period to as much as 5 years lease. Since we cleared the apartment for renovation on August, we have not been in New York due to business. Myself, my husband and my children have relocated to England, so we will be given out the apartment for a long duration at $890 /month rate (All Utilities included). Our priority is taking a responsible, careful, understanding and reasonable tenant that will take good care of the property, since we will be away for most of the period.

The rental agreement will contain issues like;

rental payments
duration of lease
parking
subletting
damage to premises
painting
pets
payment of utilities
lockouts
right of inspection
deposit refunds
terminating the lease

We do not have time for games so we suggest that if you are not serious about the apartment, you try somewhere else. My time is very valuable and my husband is a very busy person but he will like to still speak with you over the telephone before any arrangement for you to inspect the apartment because we cannot just give attention to everyone that is interested in the apartment. My husband’s full names are Anthony Klima, Telephone :+44 7024062089. Call only if you are serious about taken the apartment and let us know how long you will like to have the apartment to help us make our decision. If satisfied, we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys of the house to you to inspect. In your response, tell us a little more about yourself like your names, current address, your present occupation, marital status, if you like pets and why you want to take the apartment?

As soon as we hear from you, we will contact you with more details.

Thanks,
Sarah

so i googled that phone number and it came up with dozens of people complaining about being asked to wire money overseas….

So, after being busted for flying private jets to DC to beg for billions of bailout dollars, the...

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:25:38 -0500

So, after being busted for flying private jets to DC to beg for billions of bailout dollars, the response of the big 3 auto makers has been to ask to FAA to remove their jets from public tracking systems….

Bloomberg.com

Kanye West Musical...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:24:00 -0500

Kanye West

Musical genius?

Perhaps…

Sunglasses?

Genius.

Vampires! It’s 1994 all over again. Dracula’s...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 02:15:00 -0500

Vampires! It’s 1994 all over again. Dracula’s Wedding - Outkast

Closed question film review

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:26:17 -0500

Transporter 3 (2008)

Would Transporter 3 meet or exceed even the lowest expectations of a half-retarded Spider Monkey?

No.

half-retarded spider monkey watching a movie much more...

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:25:00 -0500

half-retarded spider monkey watching a movie much more entertaining than Transporter 3

Video

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:02:04 -0500

Mythical Female Snipers Stalk Russians

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:49:54 -0500

Mythical Female Snipers Stalk Russians: Straight-to-DVD

via www.ectomo.com

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:47:58 -0500

via www.ectomo.com

Protesters swarm Thai airport, takeoffs suspended

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:34:41 -0500

Protesters swarm Thai airport, takeoffs suspended: The rivals are fairly easy to distinguish, since the protest alliance favors yellow shirts and their rivals red ones.

Dude Transports 20 bricks on his head (via sovietquake)

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:14:50 -0500

Dude Transports 20 bricks on his head (via sovietquake)

Movie Poster Anagrams - Cinematical

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:24:28 -0500

Movie Poster Anagrams - Cinematical

Economist's View: The Citigroup Bailout

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:38:00 -0500

Economist's View: The Citigroup Bailout: At what point do taxpayers demand that the people responsible for creating this mess must pay their pound of flesh?

GraphJam

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:39:25 -0500

GraphJam

Two-faced kitten born in Perth

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:41:10 -0500

Two-faced kitten born in Perth

If only………..Rahmbo via Hollywood Elsewhere

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:49:37 -0500

If only………..Rahmbo via Hollywood Elsewhere

Somali Pirates in discussions to acquire Citigroup

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:57:03 -0500

Somali Pirates in discussions to acquire Citigroup

“STOP THEM AT THE SHORES, PROTECT [OUR...

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:16:37 -0500

“STOP THEM AT THE SHORES, PROTECT [OUR COUNTRY”

Submachine guns and riot gear. not the most welcoming reception to a country with a declining population, a recession, and desperate need of skilled and unskilled workers.

via Japan Probe