As we walked back from the theater, discussing plot points and speculating about what might happen in future films, who lives, who dies, etc. I realized something mildly inconvenient and irritating. That is, the 7th book is already out on the internet. Meaning some asshole, like CNN or Yahoo! or mugglefucker1974@aol.com will probably spoil the endings of the whole series for me any day now.

Please don’t. Planet of The Apes. Citizen Kane. Soylent Green. Sopranos. Six Feet Under. The Sixth Sense. A spoiler warning would have been nice.

Since I can’t trust any of you fuckers, I found this Greasemonkey script for Firefox. Basically, the script is like a profanity filter, except instead of being completely useless, it just deletes Harry Potter spoilers.