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Craigslist Apartment Scam

Thanks for your response. My name is Sarah Klima and I wish to inform you that the apartment at 211 Madison Ave, New York NY 10016 (1095 ft²), Cross st: (East 36th st.) Neighborhood: Murray Hill) is still available and belongs to my husband and I. We apologize for the slight delay in responding to your enquiry. We just received some news from our representative (Robert Wilkins Tel: 773 467 7459) who is presently in Chicago had a little accident so we are handling the leasing ourselves.

However, we are very busy people and we will not like to take much of your time, therefore I will go straight to breaking down the terms and conditions that apply to the apartment.

My husband and myself have our preferences in given out the apartment. This means we could be a bit choosy but we apologise in advance if it seems to be rather harsh. The apartment is furnished, but most of the furnitures has been moved into storage as you can see from the pictures. The furnitures could be replaced if you like. We are looking out for a responsible person, preferably single. In the case of married couple, they will accept full responsibility for property damages during their stay. Pets are allowed and we may be given out the apartment at a very low and reasonable price but we are given it out for a minimum period of at least 3 months starting December/January or preferably a longer lease period to as much as 5 years lease. Since we cleared the apartment for renovation on August, we have not been in New York due to business. Myself, my husband and my children have relocated to England, so we will be given out the apartment for a long duration at $890 /month rate (All Utilities included). Our priority is taking a responsible, careful, understanding and reasonable tenant that will take good care of the property, since we will be away for most of the period.


The rental agreement will contain issues like;

rental payments
duration of lease
parking
subletting
damage to premises
painting
pets
payment of utilities
lockouts
right of inspection
deposit refunds
terminating the lease

We do not have time for games so we suggest that if you are not serious about the apartment, you try somewhere else. My time is very valuable and my husband is a very busy person but he will like to still speak with you over the telephone before any arrangement for you to inspect the apartment because we cannot just give attention to everyone that is interested in the apartment. My husband’s full names are  Anthony Klima, Telephone :+44 7024062089. Call only if you are serious about taken the apartment and let us know how long you will like to have the apartment to help us make our decision. If satisfied, we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys of the house to you to inspect. In your response, tell us a little more about yourself like your names, current address, your present occupation, marital status, if you like pets and why you want to take the apartment?

As soon as we hear from you, we will contact you with more details.

Thanks,
Sarah
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Musical genius?

Perhaps…

Sunglasses?

Genius.

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Closed question film review

Transporter 3 (2008)

Would Transporter 3 meet or exceed even the lowest expectations of a half-retarded Spider Monkey?

No.

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half-retarded spider monkey watching a movie evidently far more entertaining than Transporter 3
half-retarded spider monkey watching a movie evidently far more entertaining than Transporter 3

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